Election Season in Alaska
Joe Miller wins the R nomination because //MURKOWSI thought "Who is this idiot? I'll beat him."
Then low and behold the gift of Joe Miller was actually from all the nutzo people who never vote for anything because they are too fat and happy living off the government's teet- as long as they don't ask me about it.
But it ended up just the opposite because there was an emotionally compelling Proposition on the ballot about abortion causing enraged hormones? Shut up. No one really knows how that happened.
Anyway, the Democrats didn't even throw a campaign because, uh, hello, the obvious MURKOWSKI.
So everyone is scratching thier heads and thinking everyone who thought they were voting for MURKOWSKI really didn't show up to vote.
Right. So now the Tea Party nods their heads, and claim a victory, and the Democrats call a meeting.
Meanwhile the Repbulicans stand stunned by the low blow. Like there was no one home. HELLO? REPUBLICANS? (whistle) (Black) We thought you were supposed to be the check to our balance.
So they all donate the money they were saving on a clearly honorable (and presumably already won) nomination. (cash register sound)
The rest gets complicated and complex and includes the likes of handcuffs, amendments and constitutions, three highly cartoonable characters in a dead heat for Alaska's next senatorial position.
Anyway, in the meantime, a Governor's race is challenging between two candidates - Droopy Sean Parnell, and a Desperate Ethan Berkowitz.
But everyone just sees Sean Parnell as a droopy puppy and Ethan Berkowitz flaming mad as hell. So who do you want?
Isn't the OBVIOUS choice Ethan Berkowitz? So will they show up? MURKOWSKI
Then, an interesting race on the Congressional Side includes incumbant: READ: HAD THE SEAT BEFORE moose killin' Don Young. Harry Crawford is the opponet- a sweet southern guy also with a bit of good ole downtown good boy spirit. He's sick of being in the minority as a Democratic State Representive. He wants go big or go home.
But everyone OBVIOUSLY knows who is going to win this race. OF COURSE Don Young is. If people show up to vote. MURKOWSKI.Somehow the next largest race comes from some houty touty hillside, streetside, southside, sometime, around all these parts right around in here and there District P for the state senate seat.
There are two ladies, both equally bitchy and menopausal. Janet Rieser on the D ticket and Cathy Weiggsel the weasel representing the Tea Party under another R cover. (slower) Stuuuuuuuuuuupid Rrr's!. (video-Man shaking fist- black and white)
Oh, yeah, and then there's Phil the guy who actually would be a fantastic choice for a Senator. He's slow, not reactive, articulate, respectful, and passionate about his opportunity. Best Choice. DZIMBINSKI (or something like that).
I see a pattern here, and all the choices seem pretty clear. Or perhaps it's not about choices, rather the lesson that is being repeated.
So anyway, the first class of MOFOPOLITICS 101 is commenced.
Joe Miller wins the R nomination because //MURKOWSI thought "Who is this idiot? I'll beat him."
Then low and behold the gift of Joe Miller was actually from all the nutzo people who never vote for anything because they are too fat and happy living off the government's teet- as long as they don't ask me about it.
But it ended up just the opposite because there was an emotionally compelling Proposition on the ballot about abortion causing enraged hormones? Shut up. No one really knows how that happened.
Anyway, the Democrats didn't even throw a campaign because, uh, hello, the obvious MURKOWSKI.
So everyone is scratching thier heads and thinking everyone who thought they were voting for MURKOWSKI really didn't show up to vote.
Right. So now the Tea Party nods their heads, and claim a victory, and the Democrats call a meeting.
Meanwhile the Repbulicans stand stunned by the low blow. Like there was no one home. HELLO? REPUBLICANS? (whistle) (Black) We thought you were supposed to be the check to our balance.
So they all donate the money they were saving on a clearly honorable (and presumably already won) nomination. (cash register sound)
The rest gets complicated and complex and includes the likes of handcuffs, amendments and constitutions, three highly cartoonable characters in a dead heat for Alaska's next senatorial position.
Anyway, in the meantime, a Governor's race is challenging between two candidates - Droopy Sean Parnell, and a Desperate Ethan Berkowitz.
But everyone just sees Sean Parnell as a droopy puppy and Ethan Berkowitz flaming mad as hell. So who do you want?
Isn't the OBVIOUS choice Ethan Berkowitz? So will they show up? MURKOWSKI
Then, an interesting race on the Congressional Side includes incumbant: READ: HAD THE SEAT BEFORE moose killin' Don Young. Harry Crawford is the opponet- a sweet southern guy also with a bit of good ole downtown good boy spirit. He's sick of being in the minority as a Democratic State Representive. He wants go big or go home.
But everyone OBVIOUSLY knows who is going to win this race. OF COURSE Don Young is. If people show up to vote. MURKOWSKI.Somehow the next largest race comes from some houty touty hillside, streetside, southside, sometime, around all these parts right around in here and there District P for the state senate seat.
There are two ladies, both equally bitchy and menopausal. Janet Rieser on the D ticket and Cathy Weiggsel the weasel representing the Tea Party under another R cover. (slower) Stuuuuuuuuuuupid Rrr's!. (video-Man shaking fist- black and white)
Oh, yeah, and then there's Phil the guy who actually would be a fantastic choice for a Senator. He's slow, not reactive, articulate, respectful, and passionate about his opportunity. Best Choice. DZIMBINSKI (or something like that).
I see a pattern here, and all the choices seem pretty clear. Or perhaps it's not about choices, rather the lesson that is being repeated.
So anyway, the first class of MOFOPOLITICS 101 is commenced.
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