As a female twenty-something still searching for all the right answers, there is one that burns above all:
What happens to one sock during laundry?
I have a few theories:
1) They get stuck in between the middle rotator in the washing machine and the outer circle.
2) Little laundry men sneak into the load and grab one to match the leftovers in "Laundry Heaven"
3) These socks are committing suicide, defeating the monopoly of socks on feet, and proving once and for all that "This sock will not be commanded!"
4) Could it be I that is at fault? I have lost the sock, to some unknown world, one that will turn it into something else that no other sock would think possible.
ah,hm.
Other questions at Twenty-Something may have:
Where did my college tshirt disappear to?
How do you grow tomatoes?
What is a mortgage?
Will blonde vs. Brunette ever be resolved?
qb. why is "blonde" not capitalized in the dictionary and "Brunette" is?
Will it always be a standard to be married by 30?
How the hell do you cook an artichoke?
and of course the most important:
How do I prevent sock suicide?
Maybe this is a more appropriate post for eBay...
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